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Here are six reasons why Fall mailing season at Ampersand is often dangerous. Number 2 will gross you out.

May 28, 2014 | by

Did you like my clickbait headline? I thought it was very contemporary. Moving right along, here are six reasons mailing season is a hazard!

  1. Paper cuts – catalogues are often sharp
  2. Paper cuts under your nail – the skin under your nail is often soft 🙁
  3. Cracked nails – Last mailing, I split one of my nails almost RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. I guess it’s a good thing I’m not a farmer or something.
  4. Accidentally snapping yourself with a rubber band
  5. Accidentally snapping other people with a rubber band
  6. Being buried in an empty box avalanche – this is not actually dangerous, it’s mostly just funny for everyone else.

Remember, you’re only sorry because you got cau – wait, wrong phrase! “It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.” There we go!

Okay, just one more: Only YOU can prevent paper cuts.

-Mark

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